Monday, July 12, 2004

Benefits of Chemo

I'm trying to gear myself up for chemo-- so I've been making a list of good things about chemo.

1. No more bad hair days! (As a matter of fact-- no more hair days period!)
2. Pesky mosquitos won't bite me! (They don't like the toxins in my skin from the chemo)
3. I might get to smoke pot to manage being sick all the time. (Well, I'm not sure if that's legal here in NC, but a girl can hope, right?)
4. I might lose a little weight. (I have been meaning to dorp a few pounds!)

So, I guess I just need to look at the bright side, right?

Can you feel the sarcasm?

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